Who Knows You Like I Do?

Face it, we have a

Connection. It’s not

Just friendship. I know

You’re with him now, and

I know you masturbate to

Our memories when you

Think no one’s watching.

You can’t give me up. I’m still

Inside you. You might

As well let me fuck

You. You’ll feel better. My hands

Have traced the curves of

Your body so often,

It’s just muscle memory

By now. Come on. Don’t

Make me get rough with

You. Unless that’s what you want.

I’m game if you are.

Cubs Game

Babe, not here. Can you

Keep your hands to yourself? They

Are going to see

Us. Look. They saw us.

Okay. Okay. That does feel

Really fucking good.

Don’t stop. I don’t give

A shit about the hot dog

Guy. If you stop what

You’re doing before

I come, I will fucking kill

You! Oh my god. Yes.

Alien Abduction

You must believe the

Tale which I will tell you. On

My way to work one

Day, suddenly did

I float skyward. Machines did

Slice my clothes from me,

And I was told that

My survival depended

On my coming. No

Choice was there, and so

With my pussy did I fuck

For all it was worth.

The mind and earth and

Universe shattering joy

Of my orgasm

Changed my outlook and

My life forever. And so,

Dear John, with regret

Do I end our long

Engagement. For if the Moon

Men made me come, you

Could have done it, too.

Now in search of pleasures I

Must go, they await.

Watchmaker’s Wife

If I were married

To a woman like her, I

Would never leave her

Side. You can try to

Control her, but she is such

A woman, the one

You can never pin

Down. If a man makes her laugh,

She will open her

Legs, lift her skirt, no

Second thought. Do not throw her

Out; you go find a

Pretty young thing, and you

Can trade back and forth. Very

Civilized, pleasant.