Watchmaker’s Wife

If I were married

To a woman like her, I

Would never leave her

Side. You can try to

Control her, but she is such

A woman, the one

You can never pin

Down. If a man makes her laugh,

She will open her

Legs, lift her skirt, no

Second thought. Do not throw her

Out; you go find a

Pretty young thing, and you

Can trade back and forth. Very

Civilized, pleasant.